The Billy Lee Pontificator

Some readers may know that I post on Quora about all kinds of subjects.

I don’t hold back. I write a lot of random stuff that I would never publish on my blog. 

Well, not always.

People want to know — What’s up with all the reports about ALIENS on the internet?

I recently answered a question about “space-invaders” that 10,000 viewers chose to read during the first hour of posting. 

People like to read about aliens — but only if they come from deep space. 

I took the time to work out the answers to several questions.

All true facts. No fake news. No messing with heads.

This stuff is real, people. 

Read, learn, and be afraid. 

Why do people think NASA found an alien base on Jupiter’s moon?

You are referring of course to the moon Europa, which is one of 79 moons that orbit the massive planet Jupiter.

Europa is a perfect place for a base, because the escape velocity is less than 185 mph—easily attainable by small jet-planes and other craft. Europa’s icy surface is smooth enough to land and take off with specially equipped seaplanes.

Plenty of water, plus gravity that is 1/8 of Earth’s, and abundant food resources in the under-ice oceans—Europa is a paradise compared to other moons in the Jovian system.

The Japanese established several bases on Europa in 2007. President Bush — preoccupied by the coming financial collapse of 2008 — decided against a  challenge to Japan’s hegemony.

Obama didn’t want to deal with the hysteria that would follow an official announcement; it would interfere with his passage of the Affordable Care Act.

Trump decided that the Japanese are “very fine people”.  He has fallen “in love” with Europa’s Commander, Admiral Yoko Oh No (the Sumo-wrestler “snowboarder” who poses in the pic below).

The “best people” on the president’s advisory council decided that a “premature” announcement of Japanese sovereignty over an “alien world” would likely undermine the orange man’s reputation for stability and genius—qualities of character they are unwilling to sacrifice to those who might accuse the Donald of being a “nut-case” should he disclose what he knows to a public suffering from TDS (Trump Derangement Syndrome).

So, permit me to answer your question.

Ham radio operators listen in to the communications (in Japanese) between Europa and Earth all the time, but government officials won’t confirm what they have known for nearly 12 years.

Six families own all the media in the world. They won’t report the story, so it remains untold.

In the era of fake news, who will believe truth when they hear it?

Why are aliens so interested in our planet?

Aliens swarmed Earth in the 1950s.

Everyone who doesn’t live under a rock knows it’s true.

The problem for the aliens is they didn’t bring weapons. Many hundreds of the captured are kept in cages in Area 51. Surely, someone “out there” knows about Area 51 and what goes on, right?

Does anyone believe that the computer and iPhone are the product of human ingenuity? Has anyone anywhere ever met a human who is capable of inventing these technologies and building them?

Of course not.

All this “high tech” stuff is always built in faraway countries inside factories no one has ever seen or can ever visit, right?

Has anyone considered that there might be good reasons why no one understands the technologies they are using?

Knowledge is unattainable. Resistance is futile. We all know why.

The orange man puts aliens in cages for a reason. He sucks brains to increase his power.

Challenge the orange man, anyone who is foolish enough to try. They will find themselves “throttled” by Quora, Facebook, and Twitter among other “collaborators.”

Those who don’t believe, look at the view statistics for this post. Though hundreds-of-thousands will see, the “official” view count will never exceed a few dozen.

Upvotes? Forget it.

“They” don’t want civilians to know the nature of the new Earth where “orange man” forces homo-sapiens to languish — suffocated and imprisoned by confusion; overwhelmed by terrors unleashed by ruthless captors of alien hoards.

Another alien swarm from “out there” is making plans to rescue their friends. This time they won’t forget weapons. Meanwhile, they burn forests to deprive Earthlings of oxygen. Once their sapient tormentors are debilitated, the aliens will unload.

After the fluids of humans settle finally into the warm dirt of Earth, it is the human captors — the survivors — who will live in cages.

The aliens plan to convert Area 51 into a zoo where tourists from other worlds can visit to learn about evil humanoids and their orange leader.

Aliens will place the chosen one, with all the reverence due him, into the largest cage of all.

All organisms on Earth are carbon based. Do you think there are silicon based life forms out there?

Silicon based life forms are called “rocks”.

Four phylum of rocks exist: pebble, stone, boulder, and sand.

These life forms move around, reproduce, and sometimes present an aggressive demeanor that can threaten humans.

How many times have we read accounts of boulders cascading down mountains to crush folks who travel unawares on our national highways?

It is almost impossible to eradicate boulders. Even an explosion of many tons of TNT creates instead tens-of-thousands of stones and pebbles. These silicate life-forms are particularly annoying, especially when humans walk barefoot on dirt.

Silicon-based life-forms are an urgent problem that demands to be solved.

Are we watched by aliens?

Extra-terrestrials made their first visits to Earth about 5,000 years ago according to accounts in the Bible and other sources from that era.

They left after exploring nearby planets and moons. They stayed to explore for about a 1,000 years give or take. 

In the 1950s extra-terrestrials returned in force. Tens of thousands of UFO sighting became a matter of public record. The Air Force and CIA spent considerable resources to understand the threat UFOs posed to humans.

What they discovered was a blunder by aliens that no one anticipated.

The aliens came unarmed.

When aliens finished their initial explorations 4,000 or so years ago, they reported to their leaders that life on Earth posed no threat. The need to bring weapons on a second voyage was considered an unnecessary expense, energy depleting, and useless. Leaving weapons behind would save billions of units of whatever currency they were using at the time.

Since the 1950s, a coalition of nations have learned to capture and successfully detain aliens. Many aliens have escaped, but thousands who weren’t so lucky now live in cages in the area numbered 51, which some readers may have read about.

These aliens are essentially prisoners. Some have been trained to communicate with humans.

Information gleaned from interrogations has yielded a treasure trove of new technologies, which have been introduced as rapidly as possible during the past two decades.

It is humans who now observe extra-terrestrials.

The current situation is this: Aliens are preparing to swarm Earth in a “third wave” to rescue their compatriots. This time they will bring weapons.

Trump is currently negotiating with an advanced guard who his advisors refer to as the “Deep State”. The future of Earth depends on the president’s ability to negotiate and to act the “stable genius” people everywhere have learned to believe-in and love.

President Trump is the only one who can save humankind from the alien hordes, who intend to alter forever Earth as we know it through terra-forming.

What makes you sure there are/are not aliens visiting planet Earth?

Aliens swarmed Earth in the 1950s and never left. They occupy many positions of power and influence. Their base of operations is near Lake Vostok in Antarctica.

How can humans identify space-aliens?

The identification process is easy but it takes a little work. Many so-called news celebrities are aliens. Listen carefully for mispronounced words and unusual turn-of-phrases. These are dead giveaways, which are ignored by most people.

Also, search for signs of Botox poisoning. Alien skin sags in Earth’s highly oxygenated atmosphere. Almost all aliens use Botox to prevent the reptilian appearance that frightens so many children. The overuse of Botox can make aliens look like “cat people.” Again, they aren’t difficult to spot if one remains vigilant.

Another identifier is reliance on teleprompters. Most aliens never achieve true fluency in human language, preferring to chirp or hum loudly when not reading from prepared text. Heavy reliance on teleprompters by powerful aliens is one more sure sign that humans should never ignore.

Aliens tend to rule from the right, because conservatives are the easiest people to outsmart. Trump switched from Democrat to Republican to take advantage of GOP stupidity to win the nomination in 2016.

Aliens immediately endorsed him.

What is the likelihood that aliens would be able to decipher the messages on the gold plate on the Voyager spacecraft?

The message on the gold plate is simple: life exists somewhere else.

Aliens who discover the craft will use artificial super-intelligence to decipher its information — if not immediately, then eventually as they develop the capability.

Once the message is unraveled, aliens will know our location and weaknesses. The streaks in the image on the lower left of the gold disc reveal Earth’s location relative to 14 pulsars, which are GPS beacons to any civilization as advanced as ours.

Aliens will determine from the materials that make the craft what resources exist on Earth and whether these resources are worth pursuing.

Should aliens decide to visit, they are likely to bring weapons to overwhelm us; they will take whatever they want.

What might they take?

Look at any picture of Earth from space. Isn’t it obvious that Earth is a paradise where water exists in three phases—liquid, solid, and gas (oceans, ice, and clouds)? What alien wouldn’t want to live here to research and perhaps rule to satisfy its idiosyncratic desires?

We’re vulnerable.

How do we defend Earth against aliens who know all about us and our capabilities while we know nothing of theirs?

Thank you, NASA.

Thank you to all the eggheads who may have given our location away to monsters they’ve never met—maybe not now but someday.

Good luck, planet Earth.

Is Russia really larger than Pluto?

It depends on what the definition of “larger” is.

When it comes to demographics, Russia’s population is thought to be much larger but a census of the dwarf planet has yet to be released to the public.

When it comes to nuclear warheads, well… Pluto takes its name from the chemical element plutonium, right? The Plutocrats who run the place keep the number of warheads a tightly-guarded secret but NSA analysis of data gleaned during the recent “fly-by” speculates that the white-planetoid might harbor both the capability and the desire to destroy the solar system.

During recent tests of stockpiles, Plutonians blew up the Kuiper Belt. It’s not something military planners are likely to ignore.

Economy?

Isn’t the answer obvious?

Everyone who’s been there says Pluto boasts the best ski-resorts anywhere.

The Japanese, for some reason, disagree. They ski indoors; the temperature is warmer, which means humans don’t have to “layer-up” or even wear gloves.

Plutonians scoff at amenities like comfortable temperature, oxygen canisters, and helicopter rescue teams who “stand-by” to retrieve tourists who downhill into craters.

In some respects the argument about who is larger, Pluto or Russia, has faded to irrelevance. Revenues from ski-tourism enabled Pluto to buy Russia from the Communists decades ago. Today, Pluto-installed oligarchs have hand-picked the “Orange-One” to tighten Pluto’s grip on power over everything human.

The future of Earth is secure; it’s as solid as ice; it’s as safe as the Kuiper Belt where resistance from Kuiper terrorists evaporated during the plutonium accidents of yesteryear.

Did the USA and Russia find an alien presence on the moon and is that the reason they have not revisited?

The first astronauts who landed on the moon communicated off-line for almost an hour with NASA about structures on the horizon that appeared to be unnatural.

On a subsequent mission, astronauts used a dune buggy to travel to the structures to explore them.

Inside structure two, they found a photograph of a large lizard in a space suit. Other pics showed the lizard naked — surrounded by five other lizards of various sizes.

The surprising part was the conclusion by NSA analysts that the lizards seemed to be frolicking in a water park of some kind.

Subsequent radioactive dating revealed that the age of the structures and photos was 137 million years; everything was preserved in pristine condition — due possibly to the moon’s sterile environment.

No astronaut who was involved in the discovery or the coverup that followed is currently employed by NASA.

Retired astronaut Guy Gizzard works at a zoo near Orlando where he cleans lizard cages. He doesn’t do interviews according to the New York Times.

Why astronauts no longer travel to the moon remains a mystery.

As civilization advances, so does arrogance. Instead of colonizing Mars, why not spend the money to save Earth?

All civilizations approach an asymptotic limit to knowledge and technology that dramatically reduces their odds of survival.

No evidence has yet been found to show that any intelligent civilizations have survived anywhere in the universe — at least in those areas of space where humankind has been able to look.

Should people survive for a few thousand years more, will the evidence for human isolation change?

Maybe not, but it would be good to be proved wrong.

Billy Lee

Disclaimer by the Editorial Board:  Despite what Billy Lee claims, we warn readers that no one has been able to verify anything he wrote.